Readers write!

...Pretty busy today, and I'm grumpy because it's in the 80s here today and I'm so not ready for summer yet, so I'll let others do my work for me. Here we go: 

It's now against the rules to have a heart attack:

"...56 year old male with myocardial infraction..."

(Dictated: myocardial infarction) 

"....history of migraines several times a moth."

(Dictated: several times a month)

"The patient was given bilateral lemonade."

(Dictated: bilateral hearing aids)

"... order glucose tolerance test due to symptoms of constant surf . . ."

(Dictated: constant thirst )

Thanks to the ever-diligent Anonymous!