It's now against the rules to have a heart attack:"...56 year old male with myocardial infraction..."(Dictated: myocardial infarction)
"....history of migraines several times a moth."(Dictated: several times a month)
"The patient was given bilateral lemonade."(Dictated: bilateral hearing aids)
"... order glucose tolerance test due to symptoms of constant surf . . ."(Dictated: constant thirst )
Thanks to the ever-diligent Anonymous!