Tuesday, May 31, 2011

It could be worse. I think.

"He lives with his wife, who is still living, but who also has some health problems." 

Fun With Names, It's Been Too Long edition

Yeah, it has been a long time, hasn't it? 

Dr Bronco Rhonchi 

Dr. Rub Steroid 

Dr. Scatterbrain

Dr. Is Not In 

CONSULTING PHYSICIANS: Dr. Are Not, Dr. Already Well 

 ...and we have found just the right facility for all these guys:

Failure Medical Center 

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

tough love

"The patient will be kicked in the chest pain observation unit overnight."

Monday, May 23, 2011

Umm... might want to try a different specialist

"He had no response of his wide-complex tachycardia to a dentist in the emergency department." 

(Dictated: "... to adenosine...")

It's probably not contagious

... Culture positive for gram-positive cockeye.