That's a strange expression, Bruce

"She also had a tuberous to loosen her Cleese."

("... a tubeless enteroclysis"). 

Oh, speech wreck, you so silly

"FAMILY HISTORY: Gore."

Dictated: "Family history noncontributory." Perfectly clear dictation. Why did "gore" appear instead? We are not to know, my friend.

Speech Wreck and found poetry

See, what happened is, this resident was dictating and hung up, somehow, but what he had actually done was put himself on hold. And, as also happens from time to time, the institution's recorded on-hold marketing spiel took over  the call. Which was being sent to the Speech Wreck server. 


For 36 minutes. Well, there was a little music, too. But mostly spiel. Over and over.


Speech Wreck didn't know quite what to do with the repetitive marketing spiel, so it created from it a rather fine postmodern existential poem. (I helped it with the formatting, 'cause poetry is important). The poem is about tongues, and Illinois (please note: The facility is not in Illinois), but that's just the surface stuff. Mostly it's about goals. And about being oriented. 


After you read this your goal will be to become oriented in Illinois. This is my dream.



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goals 

Today is Dada-Day

(Every day should be Dada-day, really. Anyway:)


Dictating on the roof of the heart. She can generate thank you changes in her states. Cups to do what we have to the medics; research the discretion of the disk. Nature to see him out. Platelets of 290,000 with a normal death. Share in a crack boot for antiquite ill, Asian ambulating in my catheter. Pulmonary movements are slow and low. Except the patient does have a bad crack.

It's Dada-day!

She had irritable jobs including waitress at home. The patient is smiling at the insertion department, where she had a grand mal seizure. She was hypoxemic and required a bobcat. The patient went right into her shoes. White count is within the gnome, to go to Korea on her fee. She had brownish posturing root,  therein lived in a convent entrance. Mole warm and gestation more. I have instructed the patient that she should no longer thrive at this time.  



(Explanation of the genesis of Speech Wreck Dadaism here).

Speech Wreck Dadaism

Speech-recognized drafts often contain wonderfully bizarre little snippets, phrases of Speech Wreck that aren't coherent enough to post but are too deeply weird to ignore; so I cut-and-paste them, and then string them together into fun Dadaist paragraphs, pseudonarratives signifying nothing. Like this:


This is a pleasant 18-year-old who was sent down from Mars. He has no evidence of having burned his highballs. Any decapitated septic breaks. He got sick over the weekend with nausea and Bob. Retractor based on the lower low place. Butternut appreciated. And every day, but ARA, I am sorry. She is a thermometer. Process or a lesser, or recent colds and I has not cheeseburgers disease.