Monday, May 28, 2012

Get me a rifle stat! Squirrel stew tonight

"Sputum Gram stain showed many neutrophils, few squirrel."

(He started to dictate "squamous" but stopped, so obviously "squirrel" was a perfect fit).

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Happy Medical Transcriptionist Week

... to all of you. I've been wanting to try my hand at making my own Extranormal video, and what better time than this week? 

So here's my gift for all of you toiling out there in the belly of the beast: 


Surgery vs Radiology--Video o' the Week

Monday, May 21, 2012

How do we explain this to Infection Control?

"He has had some episodes of diarrhea . . . he feels it may be related to his nurse."

(Dictated: "... related to his nerves." Thanks to SO!).

Monday, May 7, 2012

This is why we can't have nice things

"The patient has been omitted by Cardiology." 

("...admitted by...")