Wednesday, January 30, 2013

That's gonna be tough to pre-certify

of left leg aliens."

Well, that's no big deal. It's the chest aliens that have a tendency to excise themselves, if you know what I mean and I think you do. 

Dictated: "... excision of left ganglion cyst." 

Monday, January 7, 2013

Sunday, January 6, 2013

Must have been a helluva party!

"The patient states she slept on a wet dance floor last night."

("... she slipped on a wet dance floor..."

Happy New Year!