Monday, November 29, 2010

Monday, November 22, 2010

It sucks to be him

"He is allergic to diltiazem, oxygen, and prednisone."

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Fun With Names, Thanksgiving Edition

--This actually has nothing to do with Thanksgiving, but it sounds cozy, doesn't it? 

Dr. Might Go Walls (orthopedic surgery)

Dr Brake Lining (nephrology)

Mr. Clinic Head 

Dr. Sputum Coming

Dr Serene

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Okay, one CT, you want fries with that?

"We will have the CT scan from McDonald's sent to us for review."

Monday, November 1, 2010

Times are hard and funds are short

... so hospitals are exploring creative staffing options.

". . . .She suffered a fracture that was treated with closed reduction by the horse OPA in the emergency room."

We don't know what level of certification "OPA" represents, but we have full confidence in horses around here, so we're sure he did a pretty good job.

(Okay, okay, it was actually " the ortho PA." Spoilsport.)