Times are hard and funds are short

... so hospitals are exploring creative staffing options.


". . . .She suffered a fracture that was treated with closed reduction by the horse OPA in the emergency room."



We don't know what level of certification "OPA" represents, but we have full confidence in horses around here, so we're sure he did a pretty good job.




(Okay, okay, it was actually "...by the ortho PA." Spoilsport.)