Life? Don't talk to me about life.

"He presents for evaluation of his life."





(Dictated: "... with his wife.")

Also, the source for the caption's quote. 

That's gonna be tough to pre-certify

"PAST MEDICAL HISTORY:.... Excision of left leg aliens."


Well, that's no big deal. It's the chest aliens that have a tendency to excise themselves, if you know what I mean and I think you do. 


Dictated: "... excision of left ganglion cyst." 

Now with free caviar, no extra charge!

"The wound was cleaned with wet and dry gauze and covered with Sturgeon and a sterile, dry dressing."


Surgical techs readying the dressing, below.


(Dictated: "...covered with Steri-Strips and...)

Cat control in the OR: A slippery problem

(In an op note) "... 25% increased difficulty secondary to large cat." 




You have to wonder: Does the size of the cat really matter? I mean, it's a  frigging cat. How you gonna code that?  

I'm not as think as you drunk I am

"The patient had ultrasound used to guide the placement of her wine."