Sunday, April 7, 2013

Life? Don't talk to me about life.

"He presents for evaluation of his life."

(Dictated: "... with his wife.")

Also, the source for the caption's quote

Well, I just bet you are!

(in list of routine outpatient meds:) 

"I am delighted." 

(...dictated med was "IM Dilaudid 40 mg q.4 h, whoa!)

Friday, April 5, 2013

Off-label use?

[Male patient in his 60s, in for GI issues]

"I have performed a CT scan of the abdomen and pelvis using oral contraceptive per the NG tube..."


(The other question is... how'd he get it down the tube? But never mind).

The differential includes fat rolls

"Assessment: ...Mild tight clothing and azotemia."

Dictated: "... mild hyponatremia.")