"A nation turns its lonely eyes to you, whoo-whoo-whoo..."

An ER doc is making phone calls for a patient needing specialist consult:   


"Dr. Joe DiMaggio took my call." 





(I wish it had gone on to say, "Joltin' Joe has left and gone away," but sadly, it did not. And no, the specialist's name was not actually "DiMaggio," and the patient was not named Mrs. Robinson, no one is ever that lucky, okay? 


For those who are confused by this.