Speech Wreck: Valentine's edition

Speech Wreck has a sentimental side, and what better day for a glimpse of it. 


"Plan: 
Check an echocardiogram. 
Sputum culture. 
A little tenderness."


Being the jaded old cynics we are, we happily observe that Speech doesn't neglect the, er... friskier side of things, either:


"Again, special note, I discussed this patient in bed with Dr. Attending."

(Dictated: "...I discussed this patient in depth with Dr. Attending." Thanks to the eagle eye of JW for this one.)