Hurry, or you'll never catch them!

"She has IV fluid running at 125 miles an hour."

It sucks to be him

"He is allergic to diltiazem, oxygen, and prednisone."

Fun With Names, Thanksgiving Edition

--This actually has nothing to do with Thanksgiving, but it sounds cozy, doesn't it? 


Dr. Might Go Walls (orthopedic surgery)


Dr Brake Lining (nephrology)


Mr. Clinic Head 


Dr. Sputum Coming


Dr Serene

Okay, one CT, you want fries with that?

"We will have the CT scan from McDonald's sent to us for review."

Times are hard and funds are short

... so hospitals are exploring creative staffing options.


". . . .She suffered a fracture that was treated with closed reduction by the horse OPA in the emergency room."



We don't know what level of certification "OPA" represents, but we have full confidence in horses around here, so we're sure he did a pretty good job.




(Okay, okay, it was actually "...by the ortho PA." Spoilsport.)