"I'm the registrar of Orthopedia." Y'all need to watch this. Soon. Now is good.
(Followup--several weeks later: This link has generated a lot of traffic, which I'm grateful for. But I also want to make sure that a tip of the hat is given to the genius of "SlowK", who created it, and to the folks at Xtranormal, whose site made it possible. There. I feel better).
(Thanks as aye to the ever-delightful Dr Grumpy for this one)