That's gonna be tough to pre-certify

"PAST MEDICAL HISTORY:.... Excision of left leg aliens."


Well, that's no big deal. It's the chest aliens that have a tendency to excise themselves, if you know what I mean and I think you do. 


Dictated: "... excision of left ganglion cyst." 

No people skills, but the insurance companies love him

"Referring physician: Dr more death."

Must have been a helluva party!

"The patient states she slept on a wet dance floor last night."











("... she slipped on a wet dance floor..."



Happy New Year!