Breakfast of champions!

"Meds include Tranxene 7.5 mg for breakfast." 




Hold the milk! 


(Dictated, "before breakfast...")

Lab tech's in for a surprise!

"We will also check a stool for your cineaste." 

And if they find it? Boo! 

(Dictated: "stool for Yersinia") 

I'm taking on, like, an educational role here. 

Anybody know where his new clothes are?

"He was imperially treated with Rocephin." 

Whoa. Is it that concierge medicine we've been hearing about? 




(dictated: "... empirically treated...")