This might raise a few eyebrows over at the pharmacy

In med list: "Narcotic 800 mg q.d."


(Dictated: "garlic...")

Dr Obvious: He knows more than you do

"The patient was born in Localtown, to her biological parents." 

Glad we cleared that up. Because sometimes, people are born to... wait, never mind. 

Department of Dental Redundancy Department

"ASSESSMENT: 1) Toothache. 2) Dental pain."

I'm not as think as you drunk I am

"The patient had ultrasound used to guide the placement of her wine."