Mrs Gingrich, the lawyer will see you now

"Further care pending divorce in the hospital."




(Oh, dear, that was kind of political, wasn't it. How naughty.)  

And he wan't amused either. 

(Dictated: "...pending course in the hospital.")

Coming soon: The Skeletina diet

"CHIEF COMPLAINT

"I want to lose weight. I want to be faxed." 

(Dictated:  "... I want to be back [to my old self].") 

Thanks to SO for this one!