Blah, blah, blah... (yawn), blah... wait, WTF?

"Hypokalemia may be mediated by her hydrochlorothiazide. I would expect her lisinopril to kill her."

(Dictated was "expect her lisinopril to counter...")

Dr Obvious is in the house

... or maybe it was just too soon after watching Hitchcock's "Psycho":

"Social history: The patient takes care of his mother.

*  *  *  

Family history: The patient's mother is still living."

 

Not a speech wreck. Just to keep you on your toes. 

Yeah, we've got an outbreak of that here, too

"Patient also has a diagnosis of ringed nose phenomenon."

(Approaching pandemic? ... Thanks to V.R. for this one!) 

Doc has a gift for understatement

"The arm and wrist were removed and there was noted to be stability of the joint."

In Soviet Russia, speech wrecks you!

"Mr. Xxxxovich is a pleasant elderly male from unbearable Russia."