Dr Obvious is in the house

... or maybe it was just too soon after watching Hitchcock's "Psycho":

"Social history: The patient takes care of his mother.

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Family history: The patient's mother is still living."

 

Not a speech wreck. Just to keep you on your toes. 

"There is a fracture. I need to fix it."

"I'm the registrar of Orthopedia." Y'all need to watch this. Soon. Now is good.

(Followup--several weeks later: This link has generated a lot of traffic, which I'm grateful for. But I also want to make sure that a tip of the hat is given to the genius of "SlowK", who created it, and to the folks at Xtranormal, whose site made it possible. There. I feel better).




(Thanks as aye to the ever-delightful Dr Grumpy for this one)

Thinking is over-rated anyway

"She reports no syncope, lightheadedness, or thinking."