Poor guy--all that spinach didn't help him after all

"... I have contacted Cardiology for their input regarding Popeye's possibility of congestive heart failure."

This patient's historian was, apparently, a fruit fly

Funny how speech wreck seems to have themes on some days. Today's theme must be strange historians.


"This history was obtained from her daughter, who is visiting from a banana." 




("... visiting from Atlanta.")

Source of information: Fluffy

"She reports that she has been eating and drinking well, and this is all confirmed by her cat."

(Dictated was, "...confirmed by her aunt." I swear I do not make this crap up).

That symptom sounds mighty atypical, sir

"Mr. Patient has been having worsening congestive heart hair loss."

Bit of a bloody nuisance, old chap, eh what?

Draft: "The patient is status post previous coronary artery bother in 1992."