Aggressive treatment

In med list: "She attacked 10 mg." 

(Dictated: "Zyrtec 10 mg.")

Best. Speech WRx. Evar.

... at least, until the next best one: 


"Sphincteroid." 





(Dictated:  Synthroid. Thanks to T.J. for this lovely Wreck!). 

Sunday Speech WRx

Latest batch of Speech WRx. They all appeared in draft medication lists, just as you see them below. See if you can guess 'em all. The last one is pretty obscure, so you should just give up.

1. Back to now

2. for a valid 

3. awoke again

4. clipped a real 

5. climbs up 

6. travels first  

7. Pus drained 

8. than the mouth pain 

ANSWERS

1. Actonel

2. chlorthalidone

3. amlodipine

4. clopidogrel

5. clonazepam

6. travoprost

7. Fosrenol

8. bendamustine

Speech WRx--The All-Inhaler Edition!

1. Format motor humor 
2. Forward a little bit Carol Weiser** 

3. T-max twisting  

4. Spy Reeve 

1. formoterol fumarate 

2. Foradil Aerolizer 

3. Asmanex Twisthaler

4. Spiriva

  

** (note: This "name" came along as part of the random speech wreck; nothing to do with a real patient's name!)

Monday quiz: Speech WRx!

1. Wrap the male  
2. back stress 
3. A fight 
4. fluffs in a pro 
5. both parents 
6. leaflet bed 

1. verapamil
2. Bextra
3. Mephyton
4. fosinopril
5. Voltaren
6. Levbid

Speech WRx Quiz, Rednecks Edition!

Why? Because it's Monday, and Monday sucks.


Here we go. I left the dosages if they appeared in the draft, by way of clues. Bwahahaha. Answers below.


1. Rednecks 500 mg daily
2. Esther--see you
3. Was rolled 10 mg p.o. daily
4. Floor sallow down 
5. Climbs up and down
6. stair well

(Those last two look like they should go together..but they appeared independently, in different reports, oddly enough).

ANSWERS

1. Ranexa

2. Ester-C

3. lisinopril

4. chlorthalidone

5. clonazepam

6. Seroquel

Go ask Alice

"Lortab elixir 15 Alice q.4 h. p.r.n."


Why yes, if you take enough of it, you too can fall down the rabbit hole!

Speech WRx: The Quiz!

What? You say it's no fair giving a quiz on a Monday? Meh. Nobody said life was fair. 


Here's a whacked-out med list. Can you guess all the Speech WRx?



1.  "An umbrella."
2.  "Total collapse."
3. "A cycle of beer." (Speech Wreck has a thing for beer, as we've seen).
4.  "Cole is seen." 
5.  "Old train him."  

6.  EXTRA CREDIT--Two WRx in one: "Pretty impulsive drugs."

Answers:

1. Enbrel
2. Dulcolax
3. acyclovir
4. colchicine
5. Ultram
6. "Pyridium, sulfa drugs"'