Monday, March 18, 2013

Is that where that parting-the-Red Sea thing came from?


(In description of informed consent for upcoming surgery):  


"... The risks discussed included... deep venous Moses." 





(...deep venous thrombosis.") 

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Someone needs to have a word with Nursing

"... her mucus has changed to a yellow colorthough her call bell is not very productive."


(...her cough is not very productive...")