Those darn uncooperative patients

(On neurologic exam, cerebellar testing): "... The patient is not cooperative with heel-to-nose." 

Evolution of doctors' handwriting

Yeah, not a speech wreck, but it has to do with communication in medicine, so I say it counts. Source. 

A slow night in the ER

"This is a healthy-appearing 60-year-old white male sitting upright in the nurse in the emergency room bed."





(Move along now, nothing to see here.)