There might be a problem with this EEG

"The background consisted of 20 to 40 microvolts, to death." 

We're gonna need a bigger brace

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"The patient wears elastic braces on his 28th floor."

(Dictated: "...braces on his knees for....")

The doctor will see you now, Mrs Bass

"This is a very pleasant 62-year-old widemouth female."

(Dictated: "...white female...")

Dr Obvious attends to detail

"The patient lives in Nearby County with his wife, who is still living, and is currently present in the room."

(It's good that she is still living, as zombies aren't yet included in the hospital's Infection Control plan.)  

Oh, speech wreck, you so silly

"FAMILY HISTORY: Gore."

Dictated: "Family history noncontributory." Perfectly clear dictation. Why did "gore" appear instead? We are not to know, my friend.