It could be worse. I think.

"He lives with his wife, who is still living, but who also has some health problems." 

Fun With Names, It's Been Too Long edition

Yeah, it has been a long time, hasn't it? 



Dr Bronco Rhonchi 


Dr. Rub Steroid 


Dr. Scatterbrain


Dr. Is Not In 


CONSULTING PHYSICIANS: Dr. Are Not, Dr. Already Well 



 ...and we have found just the right facility for all these guys:


Failure Medical Center 

tough love

"The patient will be kicked in the chest pain observation unit overnight."

Umm... might want to try a different specialist

"He had no response of his wide-complex tachycardia to a dentist in the emergency department." 

(Dictated: "... to adenosine...")

It's probably not contagious

... Culture positive for gram-positive cockeye.